Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
