But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
