I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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