Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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