You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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