@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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