I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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