I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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