Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You are the jesus of drinking
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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