Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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