whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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