there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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