Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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