I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
