I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I see more hoeing in ur future
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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