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How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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