Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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