Whod you bang
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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