does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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