And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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