We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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