how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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