Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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