like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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