There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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