It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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