just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
BRING THE BAGELS
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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