i was born a porn star she said
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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