Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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