I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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