its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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