Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she pinky promised me she was 18
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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