thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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