i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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