What did we do last night that was yellow?
he puts the penis in happiness.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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