Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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