Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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