Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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