I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it glows. i had to have it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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