She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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