Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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