ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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