I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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