Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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