i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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