I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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