so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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