you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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