remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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