as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Houston, we have a blender
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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