Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Randomize
