Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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