I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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