If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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