Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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