fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
